Toilet Humour Graffiti On Toilet Wall Made Me Laugh

[gordiescotland1]

I was in a toilet cubicle and on the wall was written :
Some come here to *** and stink
others come here to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
and write my poems on the walls

I was roaring and laughing I thought that was so good

[cupid04]

Yep, sleep probs...will be going to bed soon. x

[cupid04]

The writing's on the wall....lol!

[Svejk]

I went to bed early. Up now. Sleep tight xx.

[BlueToffee]

Thank you landlord for the loan of your beer!

[Svejk]

^that's how come I went to bed early, lol.

[cupid04]

And then you got up for a call of nature, lol!

[Svejk]

beats wetting the bed,,,,,,,,again, cupid. ;o)

[cupid04]

Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a penny but only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
Saved a penny but shat my pants.

[Svejk]

tut,tut, lol. I thought you were going to bed, cupid.

[jeffa]

This really is ground-breaking stuff, isn't it? High comedy, and no mistake...

[Svejk]

I wouldn't go that far. Why don't you tell us a rib-tickler? ;D

[jeffa]

I wouldn't know where to begin, especially with the OP. I mean, read it again. The OP was "roaring and laughing". And who wouldn't be! This really is the funniest and wittiest piece of comedy writing I've ever seen.

[cupid04]

That's the nicest thing you've ever said, jeffa ;-)

[jeffa]

I'm really finding it difficult to type because I'm laughing so much. Look at the OP again. It really has got everything! Defecation, genitalia - just brilliant! Oscar Wilde must be spinning in his grave.

We really are in "Milk milk lemonade territory here. I don't think I've laughed so much since the last Hale & Pace series.

[Svejk]

^they were good but Little & Large were even better.

[cupid04]

What sort of comedy do you like then?

[cupid04]

Morecambe and Wise even better!

[jeffa]

Little and Large truly were the kings of comedy. Every time Eddie Large called Sid Little "supersonic", I laughed for days. Literally! I've only recently stopped.

[cupid04]

You'd like Cannon and Ball then?

[Svejk]

if you like them you'll love jno & mikey in the AB news section.
they're quite new but hilarious.