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The Ab Agony Aunt
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“Bothered of the Balearics” emailed to ask :
“Is it usual for a man of mature years to be obsessed with women’s underwear”
Doris Says :
“Many teenagers in the 1950s received their first insights into female bodies by perusing the (frankly quite frightening) lingerie pages of the Grattans and Kays Catalogues. The enormous fortified brassieres and impenetrable ‘roll ons’ may not have revealed a great deal, but they were the object of much schoolboy lust.
Those same schoolboys probably moved on to ‘Victoria’s Secret’ and the Swimwear Edition of Sports Illustrated as they entered adolescence and may even have had a furtive peek at an ‘Ann Summers’ publication, if especially bold.
None of this is in the least bit worrying – nor indeed would it be if your DH had simply now graduated to the Rigby and Peller mailing list – but you tell a more worrying tale.
An obsession with the ‘ladies in vests’ of the Damart Thermolactyl Catalogue is frankly beyond the pale. Before you know it he will be suggesting that you purchase the infeasible fleecy bloomers, for a bedroom ‘cocoa moment’.
I suggest a Lysistrata approach may be the only answer – he will soon come to realise which side his croissant is buttered on”.
“Is it usual for a man of mature years to be obsessed with women’s underwear”
Doris Says :
“Many teenagers in the 1950s received their first insights into female bodies by perusing the (frankly quite frightening) lingerie pages of the Grattans and Kays Catalogues. The enormous fortified brassieres and impenetrable ‘roll ons’ may not have revealed a great deal, but they were the object of much schoolboy lust.
Those same schoolboys probably moved on to ‘Victoria’s Secret’ and the Swimwear Edition of Sports Illustrated as they entered adolescence and may even have had a furtive peek at an ‘Ann Summers’ publication, if especially bold.
None of this is in the least bit worrying – nor indeed would it be if your DH had simply now graduated to the Rigby and Peller mailing list – but you tell a more worrying tale.
An obsession with the ‘ladies in vests’ of the Damart Thermolactyl Catalogue is frankly beyond the pale. Before you know it he will be suggesting that you purchase the infeasible fleecy bloomers, for a bedroom ‘cocoa moment’.
I suggest a Lysistrata approach may be the only answer – he will soon come to realise which side his croissant is buttered on”.
Hello Mammy
I was hoping to be able to share my avatar with you - but I don't quite understand the rules I think.
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I was hoping to be able to share my avatar with you - but I don't quite understand the rules I think.
Doris
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I fouled up our Sunday roast as the potatoes were terrible. I think it was because I needed to lance the boil on my bum while the spuds were simmering and I forgot about them......they were quite creamy I suppose.....
I'm concerned that my handbrake needs adjusting as I can give it a really good yank.....is this normal?
I do need some advice though, should I paint the nursery pink or blue?
I'm concerned that my handbrake needs adjusting as I can give it a really good yank.....is this normal?
I do need some advice though, should I paint the nursery pink or blue?
