It Doesn't Work

[marval]

A customer whose hair kept falling out complained to his barber.

"That stuff you gave me," he cried, "it's terrible! You said three bottles of it would make my hair grow, but nothing's happened."

"I do not understand it," said the barber. "That is the best hair restorer made."

"Well," said the man, "In that case, I'll drink another bottle, but it had better work this time!"

[excelsior-1]

LOL - - did he have toupe a lot of money for it?