Fire

[marval]

A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.

Then he runs back in and gets his daughter and brings her outside.

Then he rescues his wife.

Then the dog.

Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother-in-law."

[Old_Geezer]

"The can was forensically examined and contained the full DNA profile of Vonk."
Or any of around half a dozen other UK citizens ;-)

[tonyav]

Blimey, he''ll get a roasting for that, marval.

[Old_Geezer]

Why is this PC so slow it shoves the wrong response into the wrong thread !
>:-(