A Man

[marval]

A man walks into a deli and sits at a table.

The waitress comes over and asks him what he wants.

He says "I'll start with some chopped liver."

She yells to the kitchen "one chopped liver"

Then he says "next I'll have chicken soup."

So she yells over her shoulder to the kitchen "one chicken soup."

He says, on second thoughts, "I'll have pea soup."

So she shouts, "make the chicken pea."

He says, "I'll pass on the soup, thanks."

[Baldric]

All the Soups in the Deli have been passed by The Management!

[EDDIE51]

Diner ''What's this?''
Waiter '' It's Bean Soup, sir''
Diner '' OK, but what is it now?''

[heathfield]

First Diner to Waiter, "I'll have the fish".
Second Diner to Waiter, "I'll have the fish too, and make sure it's fresh".
Waiter to Kitchen, "Two fish, one fresh!"
(Punch Magazine, circa 1898)