Dating Quotes

[marval]

Our courtship was fast and furious. I was fast and she was furious.

I went out on this blind date. I was hoping for a vision, but she turned out to be a sight.

I was on a date with this really attractive model.
Well, it wasn’t really a date.
We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
Then the plane landed.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two."

A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.
One to cook, one to clean, I think.

It costs a lot of money to date. I took a girl out to dinner the other night. I said, "What’ll you have?" She said, "I guess I’ll have the steak and lobster." I said "Guess again."

I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

A perfect man like him is certainly hard to find.
Tonight, for instance, I had to look in three pubs and a wine bar.

[Obiter]

"...One to cook, one to clean, I think. "

Now that I like!

[tonyav]

Our courtship was fast and furious. I was fast and she was furious.


You had to bring zippers into it again !.

[marval]

Oops sorry tony

[Psybbo]

Button up!

[tonyav]

Doh.

[Baldric]

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

[Psybbo]

Those hounds would devour her, Baldric

[Baldric]

Nah, they like burnt toast!
;-)

[cupid04]

lol! Especially the last one...so true!