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marval | 17:37 Wed 20th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there’s nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.


A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate.

"I want a companion who is small and cute," he says.

"She must love water sports and enjoy group activities."

The computer says, "Marry a penguin."


A young couple park in Lovers Lane.

"It’s very peaceful," says the girl.

"Listen, you can hear the crickets."

"They’re not crickets," replies the boy.

"They’re zippers."


A college student picks up his date at her parent’s home.

He’s scraped together every penny he has to take her to a fancy restaurant but, to his dismay, she orders everything expensive on the menu.

Appetisers, lobster, champagne – everything.

Finally he says, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"

"No" replies his date, "but then Mother’s not looking to get laid."















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LOL, like e'm, marval.
LOL Trust Tony
[i]I can't help it ;-)[i].
Brings back memories???
Yes, happy ones !!!
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So it was your zipper tony was it.
Maybe !.
stuck again ouch
AHHHHHHGGGGGGG
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Even I winced at that.
Well marvel, you know what it's like when things expand lol
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Ah yes psybbo I do.
Hey, I wear Levi 501's these days, button fly !.
But you're not in the back seat of a car now, Tony
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Ah tony, much better than zips

Psybbo
But you're not in the back seat of a car now, Tony


Ah but speed mattered then, Psybbo.

Yes, marval.
Reminds me of that Pointer Sisters' song
Also that Tina Turner song.
And that one by Meatloaf.
Yep and thank you marvel for a light-hearted thread tonight xx

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