The Englishman

[McMouse]

On a London underground train to St John’s Wood to watch the cricket at Lords, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip puts you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME!”
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that ?"
The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

[Old_Geezer]

Indeed. Enthusiastic traveller it seems.

[1ozzy]

A little Irish blood?
Leprechaun?

[marval]

lol