It's Not What It Looks Like!!

[RATTER15]

Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
"It's not what it looks like," I pleaded.
"Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"A woman," I replied.

[B00]

Awww, I think she looks lovely :-(

[douglas9401]

Haaaaahahahaha! :-)

[EDDIE51]

What do you call a woman who walks up to you in a bar , bends over and passes wind as you are drinking your beer?
Fatima Whitbread

[snags]

''I think she looks lovely''

Yes he does:

http://www.insidetherings.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/reality_iac_fatima_whitbread_2.jpg