Husbands

[marval]

John walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store.

"I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater."

"Oh that’s so cute," exclaimed the sales lady,"sounds like it’s going to be a great surprise."

"It sure is" said John, "she’s expecting a new diamond ring!"


A man was at a wedding last week.

When the bride came down the aisle the groom was waiting for her with his golf bag and clubs.

She asks, "Why the heck did you bring your golf clubs to the wedding?"

He turns to her and replies, "Honey, you don’t mean to tell me this is going to take all day!"


A woman was going around polling for some upcoming elections, when she came upon a large house.

Hearing a commotion inside she knocked extra-loudly on the door.

A man opened the door looking very upset. "What can I do for you?" he yelled, clearly upset about something.

"I would like to speak to the head of the household," said the woman politely.

"Then you’re just in time," barked the man. "My wife and I are trying to settle that right now!"