Fire Drills....

[Slapshot]

My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point.

I suffer from premature evacuation.

[marval]

HaHa

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Svejk]

Ding'a'Ling.

[Old_Geezer]

Wish I did. It'd get me away for a few minutes every now and again.

[Tilly2]

I have the word 'hose' rattling around in my head but I can't think of what to do with it.

[DTCwordfan]

Dick.

[Psybbo]

Here's a bucket of cold water, Tilly, that should deal with it,........ oh must go to opticians

[Tilly2]

Who?

[AlwaysConfused]

The fire alarms went off at work today whilst I was dealing with an irate customer on the phone. Over the noise, I tried to politely tell him twice that I needed to put the phone down in order to evacuate the building, but he wouldnt listen. So I put the phone down on him. He wasnt amused when I phoned him back shortly after, pretty much insisting that it was a deliberate attempt to *** him off. Some people amaze me!