Birthday

[marval]

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!

What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks. I'll never part with it!

How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

[maggiebee]

Going to try these out on my grandkids. Thanks marval.