I Was

[marval]

I was sat in this big old room yesterday and saw this lady talking on a phone and she was waving in my direction.

So I smiled and waved back at her.

She carried on talking on the phone and waved back.

So I waved back again.

This went on for about five minutes until she scowled at me and walked off.

I then had to fork out £5,000 for a manky old vase.

[cupid04]

You urn't it lol!

[piggynose]

reminds me of an old joke, A man decided to buy a bunch of flowers for his g´friend, so when he got to her place, he said these are for you, at that, she immediately took off all her clothes, and said this is for you,and he said... wait for it ... scroll down for his reply










haven´t you got a vase?

[excelsior-1]

LOL, you sold me, marval

[piggynose]

correction the punchline should have been.. she took off all her clothes, and said this is for the flowers, and he replied, haven´t you got a vase?