Hand Job

[DTCwordfan]

I walked into my local pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

SPECIALS TODAY

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £6.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £4.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00

Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walk up to the bar and beckon to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," I whispered, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

I just replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Why am I barred?

[cupid04]

Naughty...lol!

[Arksided]

Lol, I didn't see that coming.

[Old_Geezer]

That gypsy guy down the road has crystal balls.
He can see it coming.

[dustypuss]

That what she said ^^^;-)

[cupid04]

Cross my palm with ****...I'll tell you your fortune....;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Break out the tissues ^

[Butterbun]

Brilliant! Where do you get them from? lol