Two Guys...

[cupid04]

Two guys were chatting about their weekend in town.
I got arrested and thrown in a police cell, the first guy admits.
'You got arrested?' the second guy gasps. What did you do?
Well, the first bloke begins. I got very drunk at the local nightclub. On my way home I started feeling randy and thought I'd try my luck with the wife when I got in.
When I got to the bottom of the stairs. I took off my shoes, coat and top, trousers and underwear. I crept upstairs very quietly. It wasn't until I got to the top of the stairs that I realised I was on the night bus!

[tonyav]

We used to have a night bus, it got stopped though probably c'us of him ;-)

[cupid04]

Was it you tony...the drunk, I mean, lol!

[tonyav]

Doh, was you upstairs.

[cupid04]

What's a night bus?

[tonyav]

Usually runs from a city centre ( mainly where the pubs and clubs are ) out to the suburbs.