Coffin

[marval]

A man who makes coffins was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.

Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

Some policemen saw him and wanted to know what he was doing.

They asked him, "What are you carrying and where are you going?"

The man said, "I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!"

[frugalfred]

That's dead funny!

[craft1948]

No it's not...

[Chipchopper]

He was heading for the dead centre of town :)

[Tilly2]

I bet the policeman was disinterr....ested.

[jim360]

Must have been some undertaking.

[Sipowicz]

Put a lid on it!

[paulllambert]

Was he from Bury?

[janbee]

:-)