A Question

[gailforce]

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes, does that make me a cereal killer?

[Svejk]

You're going to end up with porridge.

[-Talbot-]

No, just a fruit loop.

[marval]

My neighbour drowned in a bowl of Muesli.

Apparently he was pulled under by a strong currant.

[1ozzy]

I swear at my cornflakes.
Guess I'm a cereal offender.

[janbee]

You're just a flaky nut. Cheerio....

[Quoi]

a cornflake that has been mercilessly plucked from its family, stamped flat and toasted at high temperatures before being suffocated in plastic inside a box for weeks is already dead. You are innocent.