Life Is:-

[penelope2]

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Death is the number one killer in the world.

Life is sexually transmitted.

In the 60's people took Acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

[cupid04]

It's being so cheerful that keeps you going, lol!!

[zabado]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Some days you get *** off.

[zabado]

^ OK. urinated off.

[janbee]

:-)