Last Night I Was Visited By The Ghost Of Gloria Gaynor

[bazwillrun]

At first i was afraid...I was petrified !

[maggiebee]

Ah, the oldies are the best. Thanks baz.

[gailforce]

I was visited by the ghost of Elvis Presley

I was all shook up

[janbee]

:-)

[Quoi]

I was just thinking about her.......spooky!

[Svejk]

///I was visited by the ghost of Elvis Presley

I was all shook up ///

Uh huh.

[paulllambert]

I thought the ghosts of Maurice and Robin Gibb were calling me from my herb garden.
But, it was just the chive talking.

[Jackdaw33]

Shirley Bassey visited me last night.
"
She said, " I, who have nothing...", "Hey, big spender..."

I replied, "I've got nowt too, pet, you're in the wrong house."

[Baldric]

Just got back from my mate's funeral.
He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

[cupid04]

I was visited by the ghost of John Lennon...Imagine...

[DTCwordfan]

At a posh wedding reception in Beverly Hills Liberace fell into the swimming pool.

He flays furiously while calling for help, yelling "help me! I can't swim!"

One of the other guests who happens to be at the poolside says "So? I can't play the piano and you don't hear me complaining."

[DTCwordfan]

I had the ghost of George Harrison appear in my bath. And I thought it was a beetle.

[Jackdaw33]

Frank Ifield visited me last nigh with a beautiful Swiss girl. "She taught me to yodel..."

[Khandro]

That's a coincidence Baldric, I just got back from a French- polisher friend's funeral, he got a perfect finish.

[Baldric]

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

[Jackdaw33]

Almost sure Frankie Vaughn popped in last night but can't be sure as I think he may have been hiding "Behind the Green Door".

[Jackdaw33]

Alma Cogan came to see me the other night, but just I was about to embrace her she faded from my view. "That's the story of my life." I've now got "The Bell Bottom Blues". Mind you, "I'll never tango with an Eskimo" again

[Khandro]

B. You and your bagpipes, that's nothing; I came downstairs this morning and there was a tap on my front door.
These German plumbers have a strange sense of humour.

[gailforce]

A few hours later the ghost of Tommy Cooper suddenly appeared - just like that!

[DTCwordfan]

I was burgling Tiffany's jewellery store in Bond Street when the ghost of Harold MacMillan suddenly appeared.

"You have never had it so good, have you?"

[FrogNog]

Last night I was visited by the ghost of Roy Orbison. I was crying.