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cupid04 | 22:33 Sat 21st Mar 2015 | Jokes
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A man goes to an optician who tells him: 'You have to stop masturbating.'
'Why, am I going blind?' the guy asks in panic.
'No,' the optician replies. 'You're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.'
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there were two fragile elderly women in the room - one of them had a stroke the other one refused to touch it
11:48 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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lol lol lol.
22:35 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Lol!
22:37 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Oi, have you been in that dirty joke shop again, ya little minx.
22:42 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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yep...;-)
22:48 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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"gotta hand it to you",,,good one ;-)
22:50 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Ohhhh, groan.
22:52 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Thought you would with a name like nobby ;-)
22:59 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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there were two fragile elderly women in the room - one of them had a stroke


the other one refused to touch it
11:48 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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thank you for BA, cupid
14:34 Sun 22nd Mar 2015

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