Whilst I Was Job Hunting - -

[excelsior-1]

- - I went for an interview, and the chap said, "According to your CV, you like Philosophy, Astronomy and Mathematics."

"Well that's correct," I replied.

"Can we have a discussion on that?" He asked again.

"Yes of course." I answered.

"Well then," he paused, "Do you think that we are alone in this Universe?"

"I don't think so," I replied. "There are people outside this room waiting for the interview."

[Tilly2]

That's a bit too philosophical for me, Excel. I would have failed that interview.