An East Anglian man has an accident and cuts off his penis.
The surgon can not stitch it back on as it is too badly damaged. Then he has a brain wave and attatches a turkey neck in its place. when the man wakes up he is pleased that he still has his 'member'. Eventually he is able to have sex again. Afterwards he asks his wife '' How was it for you?''. She look at him and says ''Bootifull''