2+2+2 =7

[retrocop]

A teacher said to Johnny,
"If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?"
Johnny. "seven sir"
Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two cats and another two cats.How many cats are there?"
Johnny. " seven sir"
Teacher. "Lets do this another way. If I give you two apples then two more apples and another two apples how many apples do you have ?"
Johnny."six sir"
Teacher. "Great. So if I give you two cats and two cats and another two cats how many damn cats do you have?"
Johnny." seven sir".
Teacher. "Oh for God's sake.How the hell do you keep arriving at seven cats?" asked the teacher angrily.
Johnny replies angrily," Because I already have an effing cat sir!!!"

[Mamyalynne]

Had she upset you Psybbs?

[retrocop]

Now now Mamyalynne . Don't get catty.Don't look tonyav's gift cat in the mouth.

[tonyav]

What don't you want Mamya, the pineapple or the cat.

[excelsior-1]

looks like you are all just 'pussyfooting' around the main point

[Psybbo]

No Mamya, I had salad cream on it

[Mamyalynne]

The cats eat the baby ducks and your pineapple has fleas - so I shall politely decline.

[Mamyalynne]

Nice choice - Cheddar works well too.

[tonyav]

Ok Ok, hundred quid as well then. And I'll deflea the pineapple.

[tonyav]

Thats coincidental Psybbo, I had a Pink lady earlier !.

[Mamyalynne]

Tempting - can it swim?

[tonyav]

Dunno, Mamya. Do you think I should see if she can, I could try her in the bath. I don't think the pineapple can swim though.

[Psybbo]

Had cheddar for supper, that's odd I'm a pink lady today, well, nearer purple!

[tonyav]

Purple !, what have you been up to ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Cat here....can I sub Naomi in for Johnny?

[retrocop]

tonyav
Try it in the bath.You could reach a catalyst.

[tonyav]

Ah a catalyst conversion.

[mrs_overall]

This reminds me of one of those questions in A level maths:

If it takes 3 men 2 days to dig a ditch while eating 4 apples, how long will it take them to catch 7 loose kittens while eating 1 melon.

[tonyav]

Would the melon be already sliced, mrs overreach, it helps with the calculation if it is.

[mrs_overall]

tony, the question didn't specify

[DTCwordfan]

A Rabbi said to Naomi,
"If I give you two JWs and then two more JWs and another two goodlifes how many cats do you have?"
Naomi. "five sir"
Rabbi. "No listen again.I give you two JWs plus two JWs and another two goodlifes.How many JWs are there?"
Naomi. "five sir"
Rabbi. "Lets do this another way. If I give you two apples then two more apples and another two apples how many apples do you have ?"
Naomi."six sir"
Rabbi "Great. So if I give you two JWs and two JWs and another two goodlifes how many damn JWs do you have?"
Naomi."five sir".
Rabbi. "Oh for Jesus's sake.How the hell do you keep arriving at five JWs?" asked the teacher angrily.
Naomi replies angrily," Because I already have destroyed one on AB, sir!!!"