Here's Another One.

[Caran]

I know it should be in jokes but I think CB deserve I more!

The Engineer

An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says
"Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100".
A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good OpportunityTo Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100.
And So He Visits The Clinic.
Doctor:"I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste".
Engineer: "Nurse, Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops In The Patient's Mouth" .
Patient (Doctor): Spits Out The Medicine And Says "This Is Not Medicine, It's Gasoline".
Engineer: "Congrats.. You Have Your Taste Back ..That Will Be $50".
Doctor Gets Annoyed, And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.
Doctor : "I Have Lost My Memory And Can't Remember A Thing".
Engineer : "Nurse, Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In Patient's Mouth".
Doctor: "This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste" Protests The Doctor.
Engineer :"Congrats. Your Memory Is Back.. ..That Will Be $50".
Doctor Leaves, But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.
Doctor : "My Eyesight Has Become Weak".
Engineer : "Well I Don't Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100".
Doctor : "But This Is $50 Note".
Engineer : "Congratulations, Your Eyesight Has Gotten Better. ..That Will be $50".

[Stephen_G]

*** Forgets that he's not on Facebook and looks for the `Like' button..... ***

Very funny that, Caran!