Ashes

[lindapalmara]

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him, ''You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute and continued on, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, "Remember that *** I promised you? Here it comes."

[excelsior-1]

.......and she huffed, and she puffed

very good, linda

[Baldric]

Better late than never, good one Linda!
;o)

[cupid04]

lol!

[Tilly2]

Gone With the Wind.