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[marval]

I have just seen a huge killer fish playing guitar in the town centre.


I think it is a busking shark.

[scorpiojo]

Bass guitar?

[Svejk]

Bet you had a whale of a time.

[scorpiojo]

Was it playing mackerel, roe the boat ashore?

[marval]

He was the sole musician

[scorpiojo]

Dud he invite you to his plaice?

[scorpiojo]

*Did

[marval]

He didn't invite me to his plaice, he said there was no porpoise in that.

[tonyav]

did you throw a squid in his hat, marval.

[excelsior-1]

hope all his notes were in the correct scales

[Svejk]

And he tuna'd his guitar.

[scorpiojo]

Was he called Ray?

[Svejk]

Ooh, Ray's brill.

[scorpiojo]

I heard he was a bit of a sprat

[marval]

Mind you, I didn't like his haircut, I told him eel have to get a new mullet.

[Prudie]

Bet he actually lives in a ginormous aquarium

[scorpiojo]

Did he have big mussels?

[excelsior-1]

by then, you'd probably had him up to the gills

[marval]

Somefin was wrong, he did carp on a bit.

[excelsior-1]

was he singing 'hake jude' followed by 'salmon-chanted evening'?

[DaisyNonna]

Did he have a roach?