I Couldn't Believe It

[marval]

I couldn't believe it when my gang of bandits told me they had kidnapped Minnie Mouse.
I thought they were taking the Mickey.

Friends think I'm weird because I count a piece of furniture as my best friend.
I guess tonight it's just me, my shelf, and I.

My Cat's a real ladies man, he never stops picking up birds.

I was counting quartz and amethyst today.
I am addicted to crystal math.

I tried my hand at art the other day and thought I'd post some of my work.
Turns out I've drawn a blank.

I've just beaten up a pair of odd socks.
They were no match for me.

I'm a crossdresser.
I get angry when i put on a jumper.

I've got an Indian relative.
She's my naan.

[nailit]

I used to be a plastic surgeon.
That raised a few eyebrows...

[Psybbo]

Hey nailit, how are you?
Sorry Marval, I like the last one xx

[marval]

I like it nailit

[tonyav]

nailit, thats a load of botox imo.