My Heart Wasn't Really In The Job...

[Chipchopper]

I lost my job as a lumberjack, when the boss-man came along and caught me hugging a tree..
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He gave me the ax but I just couldn't hack it.

[marval]

lol

[cupid04]

Four trees a jolly good feller...

[tonyav]

So you got the chop then.

[DTCwordfan]

My Heart Wasn't Really In The Job...sure you aren't a cardiology surgeon?

[Chipchopper]

Yep, I told him he was barking up the wrong tree, so he said its no use beating about the bush.

[DTCwordfan]

this is me wife:
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00410/127157358_Axe1_410042c.jpg

[Tuvok]

It's all that womens clothing and hanging around in bars!

[tonyav]

You were a real sap for taking the job in the first place.