A Date

[marval]

I went on a date last night, with a man who was obssessed with nuts.


All I got was a pecan the cheek.

[excelsior-1]

did you meet in acorn field?

[tonyav]

Actually now I've thought about it, he sounds a bit of a nutter to me.

[cupid04]

If the cap fits ^^

[marval]

He was a bit of a fruitcake Tony.

[Psybbo]

No no, more of a squirrel!

[tonyav]

cupid04
If the cap fits ^^

Oi ya little minx.


Everybody loves a fruit and nut case though, marval.

[Psybbo]

Tank you Marval for some fun, goodnight xx

[tonyav]

Why are you tanking her, Psybbo ;-)


G'night.

[DTCwordfan]

this is developing into a real monkey-puzzle nut.....

[Psybbo]

Oh dear I must remember my aitches, Tony

[marval]

Good night Psybbo

[melv16]

Old joke. What do you have when you've got nuts on your chest?

[marval]

Chestnuts?

[melv16]

Correct, marval
What have you got when you've got nuts on your wall?

[tonyav]

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melv16
Old joke. What do you have when you've got nuts on your chest?

A good time ?.

[retrocop]

Could he cash you a cheque if you were potless?