A Date

[marval]

I went on a date last night, with a man who was obssessed with nuts.


All I got was a pecan the cheek.

[scorpiojo]

Did he cashew unawares?

[tonyav]

Is your name Hazel though.

[DTCwordfan]

Wal Nut was his name?

[Prudie]

Did you comb your Brazilian?

[marval]

He is on holiday from Brazil

[Psybbo]

Well at least you didn't have to walnut him

[Psybbo]

DTC, you stole my line, Peanuts!!!

[DTCwordfan]

Could have been Al Mond, I guess.....

[scorpiojo]

What colour was his horse? Chestnut?

[tonyav]

I think he was taking the pistachio, marval

[DTCwordfan]

well I'll scotch that one for you, Psybbs!

[Baldric]

Was he a Ginger Nut?

[Baldric]

Or a hard nut?

[Psybbo]

Please tell me he wasn't wearing a shell suit!

[cupid04]

How big were his nuts...Did he have one bigger than the other

[marval]

He was very shy, I waited all night and he still hadn't come out of his shell.

[marval]

I asked about his nuts, that's when he bolted.

[Psybbo]

To the tune of the Nutcracker Suite!

[excelsior-1]

oh good lord - that old chestnut again ;-)

[marval]

I just pine for a decent date.