Apologies Gents

[maggiebee]

Men Are Like..

..COFFEE..the best ones are rich, warm and keeps you up all night long.

..GOVERNMENT BONDS...it takes them a long time to mature.

..HOROSCOPES..they always tell u what to do and are usually wrong.

..MASCARA..they usually run at first sign of emotion

[excelsior-1]

how well you know me, maggiebee

[marval]

Don't forget maggie


Bananas..the older they get, the less firm they are.

[Baldric]

Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces?
A: 6 Women drivers.

[Baldric]

Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.