Joke

[Davemano]

Lady went into jewellers and asked to see a tray of rings from the window display. Assistant put them on the counter and asked her to look at them. As she bent over she fa broke wind, then after apologising she asked the price of one particular ring, but the assistant told her that he couldn't tell her. When she asked 'WHY NOT', the assistant said, 'IF JUST LOOKING AT THE QUALITY OF THEM MAKES YOU FA--, IF I WAS TO TELL YOU THE PRICE YOU WOULD PROBABLY S--- YOURSELF'