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A Pinch Of Gunpowder..........

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Shaglene | 12:40 Thu 27th Aug 2015 | Jokes
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A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.
He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.
The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind
14 children,
30 grandchildren,
45 great grandchildren,
25 great great grandchildren

and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.



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