Oh Dear

[marval]

A man goes hunting, when a gust of wind blew.

His gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pen!s which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't *** in your eye."

[Togo]

LOL is that an update on the old joke. I'm Thor. reply tho whath I cant even pith sthraighth.

[Tilly2]

A flute, a flute? You men and your appendages. :-)

An ocarina, more likely!

[Shaglene]

It is like playing a tune on an old fiddle.