Good Job

[maggiebee]

Paddy is painting his lounge. His wife walks in and can't believe how well he is doing, but the sweat is dripping from him.

She says "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parka?"

Paddy says "Helllllooooo - read the tin. It says for best results put two coats on!!"

[Svejk]

Lol. Better if he had 2 donkey jackets on, though.

[Shaglene]

The last time I heard that one, it was a blonde.
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw...................

[Arksided]

I've not heard it, Lol.