Sleeping With Mick................

[Shaglene]

The boys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share a room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first one slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Jaysus, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "What happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'I'll tell you, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Paddy's turn. He was a tanned, older and a man's man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Hey, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the a**e, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick got up, stood in a corner with his back to the wall, and watched me all night."

[maggiebee]

Ha ha nice one

[janbee]

:-)

[murraymints]

lol

[paudiek]

Paddy the English man walked into a pub,he was all alone.
Paddy the Irish man,Paddy the Scots man and Paddy the Welsh man were gone to the rugby matches.