Directions Please.

[retrocop]

A guy walks in a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman "What's the quickest way to Dublin?"

"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman.

"Driving," says the man.

"That's the quickest way," says the barman.

[Baldric]

Grooaaannnnnn!

[ummmm]

It'd be quicker to fly :-)

[Chipchopper]

Hope he didn't say "go straight on at the roundabout!"

[Shaglene]

He wants to be careful. He could meet himself coming back....................

[frugalfred]

Motorist to Paddy: "Can you give me directions to Dublin, please?"
Paddy: "Begorra, if I were you I wouldn't start from here!"