Quizzes & Puzzles13 mins ago
Christmas Funnies................ha,ha
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: A wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can't stand up? A: It doesn't have legs.
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? A: RUDEolph.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs. Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can't stand up? A: It doesn't have legs.
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? A: RUDEolph.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs. Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses
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