Private Eye, Dumb Britain.

[melv16]

Radio Lancashire.
Ted Robbins: What did St Patrick drive out of Ireland?
Caller: A motor car. No, there wouldn't be any motor cars in his day. A horse and cart....

[AlwaysConfused]

not so much stupid answers, but check these stupid questions!
http://justsomething.co/27-hilarious-yahoo-questions/

I love the first question 'I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven't pooped it out. I'm really scared, is it stuck?'

[DTCwordfan]

I like 19 - I see Ummmm has been asking a question......lol

[marval]

Oh dear, are they for real,

[Baldric]

Could have been an AC Cobra!

[-Talbot-]

Ted Robbins: What did St Patrick drive out of Ireland?

Nothing?

[bookbinder]

Here's one from Australia:
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-08-05/these-quiz-show-contestants-thought-a-thesaurus-was-a-type-of-dinosaur

[marval]

This makes me laugh.

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

[jno]

Richard Madeley (Richard and Judy): On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er...
Richard: He makes bread.
Contestant: Er...
Richard: He makes cakes.
Contestant: Kipling Street?

[Buenchico]

Still the best ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqlPikA3gsU

[-SharonA-]

I wish number 12 was true!
Number 10 had me scratching my head.

[Chipchopper]

I think it could have been a motorbike.
Apparently after banishing the serpents, he roared on his triumph ;-)

[Cloverjo]

Buenchico, that was hysterical, :)))

[Svejk]

No24) I was wondering where Desktop ended up.