New American P.c.

[retrocop]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them asAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore,HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is aBREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case ofRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out the back of his pants - It's'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

[Chipchopper]

Ha Ha, I'm keeping my liquid grain storage facility, topped up to avoid trouser cleavage.