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marval | 17:09 Mon 07th Mar 2016 | Jokes
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Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation?


Apparently, he's clammed up.
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Whelk, that's a surprise.
17:13 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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I thought someone would mussel in.
17:15 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Did he kill that prawn star?
17:16 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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No doubt they'll winkle it out of him somehow.
17:16 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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I am not sure about that, he is a bit shellfish
17:18 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Apply a bit of mussel and he will shell out.
17:22 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Usual cockle and bull!
17:23 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Only if you pay him six squid
17:24 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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was he something to do with the crays ?
17:28 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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My friend's cat has eight paws, they call him octopuss
17:33 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Police forceS CALL OP extra man power.
17:35 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Good one Patsy
17:36 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Let's hope the net is drawing in closer to catch the murderer.
17:42 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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I am off to trawl my supper.
17:48 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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That oyster card could be a red herring.
17:55 Mon 07th Mar 2016

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