There is discord in the orchestra. In the string section, the guitarist accuses someone in the brass section of blowing their own trumpet, and told him to tone it down. The trumpeter looked at guitarist and said, "Is that a fret?!......
I'm not sure I get all this. What's the point of keeping a dog when you're going to Bach yourself. You might just as well go out and get Brahms and Liszt, though at my age it would be a bit too much to Handel.