Come Fly With Me

[maggiebee]

Two Irish blokes were standing on a cliff with their arms outstretched.
One had a row of budgies down each arm and the other had a row of parrots down each arm. They both jumped off the cliff landing on the rocks below.

Later, in hospital, both with multiple broken bones and cuts and bruises, Paddy said "Well, I'm not going budgie jumping again!"

Murphy said "And that's the last time I'll try parrot gliding!"

[Patsy33]

Perhaps they should have had a Kite each....