Last Night

[marval]

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.


I'm easily lead.

[Old_Geezer]

Well; we all decay with age.

[Patsy33]

I bet you hit the roof!..

[helmsman]

Lol - pure gold

[marval]

The trouble is afterwards I got arrested by a copper.

[Shaglene]

You are a plomb...................

[elliemay1]

Where did he c u, marval?

[marval]

He saw me as I tried to steel a car to get home.

[Patsy33]

What lead you to do that?

[marval]

I had to rush home and iron some clothes.

[elliemay1]

You have a brass neck!

[marval]

I zinc it was a bit cheeky.

[elliemay1]

Did you wash them in the zinc before you ironed them, marval?

[elliemay1]

Crossed posts!

[marval]

Great minds think alike elliemay

[elliemay1]

I zinc we are alloyed to give similar answers!

[marval]

I hate carrying cash around, I am antimony

[Patsy33]

That reminds me, have to draw some money out to see my favourite heavy metal band tonight. Lead Zeplin........

[elliemay1]

I think they are a bit boron, Patsy.

[Svejk]

You're plumbing the depths now, marval.

[marval]

I know svejk, but I shall solder on.