Skinny Fool

[Chipchopper]

I saw a Hipster in a waiting room at the local A & E.
The nurse asked him what had happened ?

He replied (with great difficulty) that he had burnt his tongue by drinking his coffee, before it was cool.

[RATTER15]

Am I being slow here...... I dont get it?

[Patsy33]

Hipster= thinks he's a style icon.. Cool = in, the fashion etc..

[Chipchopper]

Ratter, Hipsters say they are 'cool' before its 'cool' (fashion-wise I guess ?).

Got any tips on how to stop grey squirrels gnawing phone cables ?

[Sipowicz]

Pull their teeth out!