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Important Tax Return
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, “do you have anyone dependant on you?”,
the man wrote,
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
plus 649 self-serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was, "who did I miss out?".
In response to the question, “do you have anyone dependant on you?”,
the man wrote,
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
plus 649 self-serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was, "who did I miss out?".
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Very few people (apart from those who unfortunately die young) pay in anything close to what they get back- both in terms of state pensions and private pensions, especially public sector schemes.
And of course the vast majority of income tax is actually paid by the top few earners (apart from those who evade it).
The joke could go on to add all those with disabilities, pensioners who live beyond 80, all those who get tax credits, pension credit and child benefit and most children.
But the joke still made me smile I must admit
And of course the vast majority of income tax is actually paid by the top few earners (apart from those who evade it).
The joke could go on to add all those with disabilities, pensioners who live beyond 80, all those who get tax credits, pension credit and child benefit and most children.
But the joke still made me smile I must admit
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