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The Dog Did It

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marval | 20:59 Sun 17th Jul 2016 | Jokes
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I had worked late and my Labrador was so overjoyed to see me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down.

Our heads collided and I sported an impressive shiner for several weeks.

I had to repeat frequently to co-workers and friends how I came by it and one day in the lift, a secretary whom I hadn't seen for some time looked at my black eye and exclaimed, "My goodness, what happened to you?"

"The dog did it," I wearily replied.

A man standing next to us looked over at me and said knowingly, "Ah, you must own a boxer."
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That joke has a great punch line Marval!

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