A Man

[marval]

A man goes to his doctor.

"I have a problem, my wife is pregnant but we haven't had sex in years. Is there any other way this could have happened"?

"Oh yes said the Doctor we call this a grudge pregnancy, someone else has had it in for you"

[tonyav]

He'll have a grudge now though, marval !

[Patsy33]

Lol!..

[frugalfred]

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a ? for a ?

[1ozzy]

A Kiwi and an Aussie were out fishing together
The Kiwi asks " If I were to go to your place while you were at work and make love to your wife and she fell pregnant would that make you and me related?"

The Aussie ponders the question for some time then replies, " Not sure mate, but it would make us even".

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[Patsy33]

I wonder how long he will keep it up? ((The grudge!)