Crime

[marval]

There have been a series of crimes in the Glasgow area.

Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye.

If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes.

[weecalf]

Will he appear at the aseyes ,as long as he don't turn a blind eye. I suppose in olden days he would have got so many lashes .a bit high brow for some .Ill get the coat

[frugalfred]

A cornea joke I have never heard.