Rough Nights Sleep...

[Chipchopper]

I thought my mattress seemed a bit lumpy, so I looked under the sheet.
And would you believe it!

I found my old tape measure, what a surprise!
I don't use it as a rule.

[Old_Geezer]

So you weren't taking the pea ?

[Patsy33]

12 inches?

[melv16]

In my dreams, patsy;-)

[Chipchopper]

I guess I wanted to see how long I slept ;-)

[Patsy33]

I thought you had a foot under the bed!

[DTCwordfan]

You obviously need a meter, Chipchopper

[Chipchopper]

I had some funny dreams, it must have been the inch-iladas, I had earlier.

[Patsy33]

Does your other dreams measure up to much?

[Chipchopper]

Oh yes Patsy, but I came down with a bit of a bang!

[RATTER15]

I have 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule!

[Patsy33]

I think we need to draw a line under it now!...